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Quit Being an Idiot: Life Lessons from The Golden Girls

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7.25"W x 9.27"H x 0.52"D   | 17 oz | 28 per carton
On sale Sep 26, 2023 | 128 Pages | 9781368077668

The wit and wisdom of The Golden Girls comes alive in this collection of short essays that examines many of the issues discussed on the hit TV show and how Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia handled them--written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Robb Pearlman.

Over the years, Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia have remained roommates, confidants, and best friends no matter what life (or the stray ex) throws their way. Having handled life’s messy situations with style and humor, the Girls have a lanai’s worth of golden wisdom ready to share with you.

Funny, irreverent, and timeless, the life lessons the Golden Girls bring from the television into your life are guaranteed to put a smile on your face, some warmth into your heart, and maybe even some St. Olaf into your thinking.
Robb Pearlman is a pop culturalist and #1 New York Times bestselling author. He has written more than 45 books for adults and kids, including Live Like a Vulcan, Love Like a Wookiee, Laugh Like a Hobbit; Life Lessons from Bob Ross; What Would Skeletor Do?; The Wit and Wisdom of Star Trek; and The Office: A Day at Dunder Mifflin Elementary. He's definitely a Dorothy.
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The wit and wisdom of The Golden Girls comes alive in this collection of short essays that examines many of the issues discussed on the hit TV show and how Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia handled them--written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Robb Pearlman.

Over the years, Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia have remained roommates, confidants, and best friends no matter what life (or the stray ex) throws their way. Having handled life’s messy situations with style and humor, the Girls have a lanai’s worth of golden wisdom ready to share with you.

Funny, irreverent, and timeless, the life lessons the Golden Girls bring from the television into your life are guaranteed to put a smile on your face, some warmth into your heart, and maybe even some St. Olaf into your thinking.

Creators

Robb Pearlman is a pop culturalist and #1 New York Times bestselling author. He has written more than 45 books for adults and kids, including Live Like a Vulcan, Love Like a Wookiee, Laugh Like a Hobbit; Life Lessons from Bob Ross; What Would Skeletor Do?; The Wit and Wisdom of Star Trek; and The Office: A Day at Dunder Mifflin Elementary. He's definitely a Dorothy.

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